Great baby shower today – the friends did a spectacular job, really.
Now that this is out of the way, you are free to come along whenever you like.
Come on out.
Whenever you want.
Now is fine with me.
I’m not trying to rush you, because, you know, my womb is your…room…I guess…
And you know that you can take as long as you like.
I’m not going to push you out or anything…
Until, you know, it’s actually time to push you out….
I just want to say.
I’m good and ready to meet you if you’re good and ready to see the world.
It’s an amazing place, baby.
I can’t wait to show it to you.
– Your Mom